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18 April 2012
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Axl Rose Writes Yet Another Letter Re Rock Hall Induction

Axl has written another letter in response to his not attending Guns N’ Roses induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This time via his website instead of an official press statement. Per his request, we are publishing the entire thing.

12 April 2012
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Axl’s Letter to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

For all the fans hoping for a Guns N’ Roses reunion at this year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It ain’t happening. Basically he does not want to be inducted and says the “Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony doesn’t appear to be somewhere I’m actually wanted or respected.” Check out Axl’s long letter explaining why. The only other act to refuse were the Sex Pistols. Rock on Axl.

04 April 2012
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The Fray’s Disastrous National Anthem & Peanut Butter

We’re not even quite sure what to say about this truly awful version of the National Anthem that the Fray performed during the NCAA Championship Game. Yes, Christina Aguilera forgot some lyrics and oversouled the song, but The Fray’s arrangement of it is just bizarre. And then a peanut butter comparison. Really?

03 April 2012
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Vince Neil Stars In Ad For His Strip Club

Even strip clubs need adverts, and the Motley Crue frontman is not shy about hawking his new destination, aptly called “Girls, Girls, Girls.” It made us kinda speechless. What do you think?

14 March 2012
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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Killer in the Shoes’ “Time to Dance” Video

French electro pop duo The Shoes (Guillaume Brière and Benjamin Lebeau) enlisted actor Jake Gyllenhaal to play a killing machine in their new video, “Time to Dance.” Watch it here!

10 March 2012
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Sneak Peak: Madonna Gone Wild

Madonna is doing everything she can to hype up her new album “MDNA,” which is due out March 26. Here is a sneak peek at the video for her new single, “Girl Gone Wild,” which features Lady M with a slew of young, hot male dancers…..shocking, we know.

09 March 2012
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Fiona Apple Reveals Extremely Long Album Title

Singer-songwriter Fiona Apple has revealed that her long-awaited album will be titled, brace yourself, “The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do.”

28 January 2012
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President Obama Boosts Al Green Sales by 490 Percent

Nielsen SoundScan reports that President Obama’s impromptu performance of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” at a January 19 fund-raiser has sparked a 490% weekly sales increase for the song.

05 January 2012
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Politician Proposes Fine for Singers Who Screw up National Anthem. Really?

Clearly Indiana state senator Vaneta Becker has nothing better with tax payer money than to introduce a bill that would fine singers $25 for incorrectly singing the National Anthem. Come on Christina Aguilera’s Super Bowl performance wasn’t THAT bad!

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04 October 2011
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The Comet’s Heavy Advice Column: What Would a Metal God Do?

The Metal Gods come to the aid of “Fallen,” a reader who is torn apart by guilt and anger and is seeking to regain the glory of being a metal head.

28 September 2011
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Justin Bieber Remixes Lil Wayne

Justin Bieber has put his own touch on Lil Wayne’s hit “How to Love.” Take a listen!

26 September 2011
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“Weird Al” Yankovic Takes on Gaga with “Polka Face”

“Weird Al” Yankovic latest spoof song & video, “Polka Face,” features jabs at Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Pink, Ke$ha, Justin Bieber and Jamie Foxx. Check it out!

08 September 2011
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Mos Def to Retire Name by End of Year

Over the weekend, at “Rock the Bells” in New York City, rapper Mos Def revealed that he will retire his name by the end of the year and take on a new stage name, Yasiin.

31 August 2011
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Jack White Teams Up With Insane Clown Posse?!

Fellow Detroit-native Jack White has teamed up with Insane Clown Posse to produce a 2011 version of Mozart’s “Leck Mich Arsch,” which roughly translates in English as “Lick me in the arse.” Check it out here now, if you dare!

02 August 2011
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Alice Cooper Teams Up with Ke$ha on “Welcome 2 My Nightmare”

You read right. Rock and roll legend Alice Cooper has collaborated with pop superstar Ke$ha on the sequel to his 1975 multi-platinum album “Welcome To My Nightmare.” The new album, “Welcome 2 My Nightmare,” will be released September 13 on Universal.

07 July 2011
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Charlie Sheen Gets Down with Insane Clown Posse

Yes, it’s true and in some weird way it makes total sense. Charlie Sheen is set to appear at the Insane Clown Posse’s annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Why, because, as Sheen says on his twitter, “I’m down with the clown.”

23 June 2011
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Learn How to Invest ‘Vanilla Ice’ Style

Rob Van Winkle aka rapper Vanilla Ice has launched his own real estate advice website called “Vanilla Ice Real Estate.”

13 June 2011
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Suge Knight to Be New Face for PETA

Yes, it’s true. Former Death Row Records CEO and all around former bad ass Marion “Suge” Knight is set to be the new face for PETA for a campaign against chaining dogs. Good for you Suge!

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For Katy Perry and Rebecca Black It’s All About “Friday”

Katy Perry has enlisted Rebecca Black of “Friday” fame to co-star in her new 80s inspired video “Last Friday Night (TGIF).” Seems Ms. Black’s 15 minutes are not over yet. Plus, Kenny G gets a fabulous cameo. Check it out.

10 June 2011
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Rapper Lupe Fiasco calls President Obama a ‘Terrorist’

Rapper Lupe Fiasco declared President Obama a “Terrorist” during his appearance on CBS’s “What’s Trending” with Shira Lazar.